A husband sends a text to his wife

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing x-rays. The blow to my head is very bad, may be serious. Also, I have 3 broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response: Who is Tina?

Or one for parents of arguing children

The “who’s Christine” joke refers to a parenting tactic used to immediately stop children from fighting by introducing an imaginary, chaotic third party.

Here are the details of the joke:

• The Scenario: When children are fighting (e.g., over toys), a parent yells, “Thanks, Christine!” and walks out of the room.
• The Result: The sudden, absurd, and unrelated comment causes the children to stop fighting immediately in confusion, often asking each other “Who’s Christine?”.

One to tell your children

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