
What’s the thing that spins around at the front of a plane do? It’s a fan to keep the pilot cool. If you don’t believe that, just watch how much he sweats if it stops spinning.
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A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and whenever we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we’re done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.”
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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival he started to swing at the tree when it shoulted, “Wait, I’m a talking tree!” The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.
WoodWorks Issue – 09 Sep 2025
Welcome
Greetings from your WoodWorks team. A successful appeal against a decision labelled as “mad” by Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown has cleared the way for a developer to build an 11-storey timber building on K Road.
CLT Toolbox has rebranded to SPEC Toolbox – reflecting its significant platform expansion. What began as a tool focused on Cross-Laminated Timber has evolved into a comprehensive platform supporting eight product categories!
When it comes to cleanliness for healthcare facilities and hospitals, wood should be the material of choice. Trust the science! Check out the full article published in ‘Frontiers in Microbiomes’.
Check out the timber growing on the new Greymouth Library by Red Stag Timber. Built by Tony Wilkins Builder Limited for Development West Coast and Greymouth District Council – it really takes a hold of the landscape.
Did you know – Sydney’s Atlassian Tower has reached 21 levels and is visible on the Sydney skyline now.
Registrations are open for our national WoodWorks Conference, 4-5 November in Rotorua. Sign up now to receive the Super Early Bird rate.


11-storey timber building on K Road gets green light after appeal

CLT Toolbox Rebrands to SPEC Toolbox

Impact of wetting on timber microbes and VOC emissions: effects on buildings and occupants

Greymouth Library

The Atlassian Headquarters in Sydney combines environmental responsibility with urbanistic vision

